Ye Olde Maids 'God Blesses Us, Mother Dresses Us' LP Done, Release Date Soon!

Very good news! The Ye Olde Maids lp (Art Fag 004) is totally done. 10 songs. Front cover (was) above...but it's being changed. Anyway. Wesley Eisold (Cold Cave, Heart Worm Press) has made a masterpiece. Will be up for preorders VERY soon. So excited. ECSTATIC. This record is amazing. I want to post some samples so bad, but I have to keep it under wraps. Believe me you'll be blown away. If you're not familiar with YOM, I'll be posting some samples when pre order time comes. I promise. You can sample a couple at YOM Myspace. As stated above, the title is 'God Blesses Us, Mother Dresses Us'. Here's the track listing:


Side A

1) Cocoa Cherubs
2) Candy Cigarettes on Fire
3) Love Theme from a Cannes Cafe
4) Hawk Over the Highway from My Way to You
5) Dreamscraper

Side B

1) Advice to a Future Giallo Killer
2) In the Palms of God's Hands
3) Love Theme from a Car Commercial
4) I don't think I'll miss the Beaches
5) White Impatiens

Going to be vinyl only and only 500 pressed. Stay tuned...we're so close!!

New Cold Cave Song

There's a (fantastic) new Cold Cave song posted from the forthcoming 7" on Hospital Records entitled Painted Nails on the ol' Myspace. Check that and the other gems on there. Philadelphia's Wes Eisold has been busy a fuck lately with Heartworm Press, Cold Cave's three releases, Ye Olde Maids upcoming LP, and opening a new bookstore/art space called Juanita & Juan's. All great stuff.


Cold Cave also has a show booked for November 8 in NYC at Rehab (3rd St & Ave B). 5 bucks.



www.myspace.com/coldcave

Heartworm Blog

Please notice to the right on our blogroll that we linked the new Heartworm Blog. For all things Heartworm such as influences, brain farts and news feel free to click that. Cuz it's going to quench that particular thirst.

New Cold Cave Song

'ello. Cold Cave has posted a new song on their Myspace thing. It is a killer. It's called "The Trees Grew Emotions And Died". It will be on the new 12" ep to be released this summer on Dais Records. Cold Cave is Wes Eisold's project. When you're in the mood, check his other projects too. Heartworm Press and Ye Olde Maids. Thank you and, as always, you are very very welcome.

Cold Cave

Ye Olde Maids

This ain't new or nothin' but it's cool as fuck. Wes Eisold's Ye Olde Maids project. This video is for I Came Here By Broom. Look for YOM to release new music this year. Like said, this vid ain't new so shut up. It's a year and 2 months old. I KNOW, ok...I know.

Fucking Faggot

The other day, on Sunday, Brandon and I went to a Padres game. My friend Tim has crazy nice season tickets and rewarded us as a "thank you" for a favor we did. Anyway, it was fun and pretty much flawless until I overheard some "A" hole talking about how tight our pants were. I turned around and saw the biggest got damn loser I'd seen in at least a day or two. The alcohol I drank at the game led me to flip around and get all confrontational. Kinda silly. All I said was "Are you talking to me, fucker?", which kinda shut him up, but whatever, it was dumb and maybe I should have been quiet. He would have probably poked me in the eye or the cops that were all around us would have probably thrown us all in the paddy wagon.

Well, later in the day, I remember my friend Wes was hanging the night before. He was visiting San Diego from his current home in Philadelphia. He gave me his brand new release, "Deathbeds" (Heartworm Press #11). When we got back to Brandon's house I opened my copy and read and read. It is great. It records his accounts of road trips, song lyrics and poems. Basically everything he's written/published from 1999-2007. Wes is a great modern writer and I really hope more people read his work. Well, during my reading I got to this poem and smiled. I love you Wes.

Girard Ave, 9/06

by Wesley Eisold

Skinny little kid in my face says
Fucking Faggot
Pants are too fucking tight

Why are you looking at my legs?


Deathbeds



hrtwrm #11
by Wesley Eisold
Deathbeds is a 176 page perfect-bound paper back collection of Eisold's work from 1999-2007. Art direction by Anthony Smyrski and photography by Melissa Farley. Limited to 1,000 copies. Heartworm #11.

www.theheartworm.com