Perfection Annoyingly Linked

Fuck, you know what the fuck I hate? When you find a gem of a video on Youtube, I mean like something you've been waiting FOREVER for, and it says, "EMBEDDING DISABLED BY REQUEST". I just want to share. Shouldn't we spread the disease? Who the hell do you think you are, you god damned video uploader man? Or woman. Whatever. So selfish you beast. You're not even a man or a woman anyway, you're a selfish ugly greasy fat beast. With hooves. So now, instead of looking all cool, and like totally down, I have to post a busted ass link. Thanks butthole. This blog is for coming off cool, not building nice little boring links.


Nice by Kleenex, 1978

Magical Foreign Places 'N' Sounds

So this morning I woke up in a foreign place. I mean I knew where I was but I was unaccustomed to waking there. It wasn't a bad place or nothing. So I was all like "what the fuck" and kept my eyes closed cuz I didn't want to deal with reality. And then something magically perfect happened. I heard the sound of a 45 being placed on the player and the clicks of the portable player's arm shifting over to a record. The needle dropped and MAGIC.