Monday, October 6, 2008

White Crystal Wolves

Hey if any of you out there are starting a band and need a name, go ahead and ask me and I'll help you out. I bet you I can come up with something real nice. Something without the word "crystal" or "wolf". What the fuck. So, so far we have Crystal Castles, Crystal Antlers, Crystal Stilts and Twin Crystals. Oh, and don't forget 60s group The Crystals and 80s gay heroine Crystal Waters (does that one count?). Well guess what!? Today I read about Crystal Moustaches. C'mon now. It's getting stupid. Crystal Moustaches? What's next, Wolf Crystals?

And on a similar note, I see White being the next word. We already got White Magic and I'm kind of excited for the new PPM record by White Shit (best current band name).





4 comments:

SELECT said...

my friend and i started a joke band called crystal krystals

david anthony said...

haha! don't forget wolf eyes, aids wolf, Wolf Parade, Patrick Wolf, Guitar Wolf, Superwolf etc etc.

david anthony said...

haha! don't forget wolf eyes, aids wolf, Wolf Parade, Patrick Wolf, Guitar Wolf, Superwolf etc etc.

Melissa said...

"We're starting a "rock 'n roll" band that's totally going to RULE! Our name is going to be Crystal Quick Bear Heart and we're going to have sick glockenspiel solos, brutal drum machine beats, and synths; lots and lots of synths. But in a subtle way. We don't want to be pigeon-holed as the second coming of New Order all over again (like our former band, Old Disarray... we used to RULE!). Our songs are going to be about THE VOID of life. Yeah! Life sucks! But some of our songs are also going to be about partying and making out and stuff like that. Yeah! And we're totally going to RULE." - Ohmyrockness.com