Monday, November 12, 2007

M.I.A.

Last night's show at Cane's was fun. Everyone was in a good mood. There were dummies everywhere to make fun of. I perfectly missed the opening band and waited but a mere 15 minutes before M.I.A. started. The sound SUCKED. Paper Planes was meant to give me chills and instead I barely heard the melody. Just feedback and a drum machine. Such a shame. But whatever.

It's time to be mean. Why is it that people dress like they think they should for a particular show? You're telling me you REALLY wear turquoise and gold daily? You REALLY wear Golden Girls type action wear daily? You know, the kind that almost looks like paper. You REALLY wear fake gold around your neck, huge shades and ugly track outfits daily? I don't think you do, holmes, and you should be ashamed of yourself. You're not a star. Nobody wants your picture. Nobody wants a peek in your closet. You suck actually. You actually offer nothing to society. You read about people like M.I.A., not you dog. Just some shots from the dome. Keep on keepin' on though. Whatever floats your boat.

Anyway, I shot some photos of the crowd, and here are a few of my faves.









7 comments:

Anonymous said...

i was actually laughing out loud with that...good work...you're full of funny jokes...

patrick heaney the fat guy

some girl who went said...

ha ha! it's only funny bcoz it's true. i had a blast. but let them feel like they're a part of something... geez.

Manjari said...

Right up my alley Orduno.

Melissa XO said...

Did you see her on Letterman? They kept on fucking up ... But she looked so fun and gangsta. I wouldn't mind being best friends with her. We could play LIFE and make up dance routines to Aaliyah and then when we get bored of taking bff photos on her macbook, go to the corner market buy some parrot bay coolers and sit outside a bar at closing time watching people make out.

Here's that video: http://youtube.com/watch?v=-Jn2nWjPyTc

Anonymous said...

sounds like someone needs a hug or friends...or both

Mario Orduno said...

I got friends!! Like 5. I could always use more hugs I guess. Just having some fun on the ol' blog here partner. xo

Anonymous said...

hahahahah

-Farmer